Don’t mind Jarden’s silly sob story. Men always think they’re the victims, don’t they? Let’s set the record straight. Jarden didn’t “accidentally” miss his flight—he missed the signs. All of them. See, my love language is travel. Not dinner dates, movie nights, or empty promises of “someday we’ll go.” No. I want passports stamped, bags packed, and memories made. And Jarden? Jarden thought quality time was enough. Bless his heart. When he mentioned his Kenya trip, I saw the perfect opportunity for a romantic getaway. A few extra days after his conference, just the two of us, exploring, laughing, waking up to the Nairobi sunrise together… sigh. It could have been perfect.
So I dropped hints. So many hints.
I joked about tagging along. I gushed over how much I adored giraffes. I even made sure he knew my passport had just been renewed. What did I get in return? Nothing. Jarden was as tone-deaf as ever.
It wasn’t just about Kenya. It was about all the trips that never happened—the birthdays, the anniversaries, the “I’ll make it up to you”s that led nowhere.
So, I took matters into my own hands.
Was changing his alarm clock petty? Maybe. Was it satisfying? Absolutely.
I watched as he woke up late, panicked, rushing out the door, promising to call me when he landed. Oh, babe, you won’t be landing anytime soon.
But then… TravelTank happened.
When I heard they had actually fixed his mess and got him on another flight, I was shook. That was supposed to be unfixable. But I couldn’t even be mad—I was impressed.
So, naturally, I did what any self-respecting woman would do: I looked them up. I perused their social media pages (Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Threads & LinkedIn), the website and blogs. And guess what I found? Group travel deals. I made a call to the Holiday Shark customer line, I booked a girl’s trip deal to Nairobi.
Fast forward a few days, and guess who’s in Kenya right now, sipping cocktails with a view? That’s right. Me and my girls.
Who needs a Jarden when you’ve got a Holiday Shark that actually speaks your love language?
Are you a soft-life babe who is with a clueless boo? Don’t wait around o. I will advise you to call 07000313131 or visit TravelTank’s social media pages to get you started on your “vacay” dreams.
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